JOSE DECLINES VEGAS LIONS OFFER OZZIE WANTS IN...

Former MLB All Star, World Series winner and 40-40 man Jose Canseco immediately dismissed all rumors he will be signing with the Lions or any team for that matter in 2015. His twin brother Ozzie reached out to his agent and said "I want in. I will shoot off 2 fingers and a toe, whatever it takes" reports Peter Gammons. No teams have shown interest to date.

Ken Rosenthal tweets: Baltazar Jaramillo a slick fielding Shortstop with Robinson Cano like grace is receiving interest from 6 Double A Teams and is projected to net a 4 year 80 Million dollar deal.

The Lions Veteran Starting Pitcher Ron Dickinson has started the season 12-0 and is expecting a huge raise for his lights out Pitching performance in 2014. Dickinson signed a 1 year 15 Million dollar deal last season and has excelled in the spotlight. Although it is Lions policy to not negotiate during the season, Jon Heyman projects Dickinson will sign a 3 year 20 Million dollar a year deal with the Lions this off season. Ryan Paulin the Lions # 2 Pitcher has Pitched Ace like in his 3 starts going 3-0 including a Shutout and a save. Paulin was the player to be named later in the lopsided trade last Spring that shipped Puppy McGee to the War Pigeons.

Veteran Outfielder Joe Fox has broken a Professional sports record this past season. Bo Jackson, Brian Jordan and Deion Sanders were the only 2 sport athletes in history of all professional sports. Fox is the first 1 sport athlete with 2 teams on the same night. Fox who was signed with the Las Vegas Aces until 2018 for 22.5 Million Dollars a year also signed a deal with the Las Vegas Game Cocks until 2022 for 19 Million Dollars a year.

Jason "Big Mouth" Buffington and Christopher "Uppers" Santos seemed to squash the major dispute regarding 3 Hall of Fame coed girls which transpired late last night. BLD Reporter David Ferrara has followed this case since the beginning. Ferrara went on to say, " I saw the two getting Frozen Yogurt today. One cup 2 spoons. So all is good!"

Only days after the Blockbuster signing of Reiner Hall his agent Scott Boras is claiming Beer Fraud "The War Pigeons did not honor the contract" Hall's contract clearly stated 6 years- 150 Million dollars and unlimited beer. The War Pigeons tried to pay Hall in BLD Tokens not Cash and Hall claims, "The Beer was warm" Also known as a "celebrity lawyer", Robert Shapiro is best known for being part of the defense team which successfully defended O. J. Simpson in the murder charges he faced in 1995. Shapiro has also defended the likes of Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco,Lindsay Lohan and the Kardashian family. Hall and agent Scott Boras just hired Shapiro to criminally go after The War Pigeons alleging multiple Beer Fraud. Hall went on to say, "You don't mess with a mans beer" Nate the Drunk also claimed Beer Fraud against the War Pigeons back in 2013.