League Night Hero- A player who excels in League Night but will not play tournaments
Ya Fucked Me- When someone fucks ya
Stat Fraud- A player or coach who rigs the stats to his or her benefit
Sea Donkey- An unattractive female
Captain Coed- A player who takes coed way to serious but won’t play in competitive men’s leagues
Anti Dirt- A player who will only play on turf, and not on dirt
Fugazi- Fake
Grunter- One who makes loud grunting sounds when hitting
Kung Fu Grunter- One who makes Kung Fu sounds when hitting
Flava- One who matches his softball clothes
Grandpa’s Closet- One who brings a 70’s bat, bag or glove to play
Noodle- One with a bad throwing arm
Tommy Tournament- This is the player who sucks donkey cock, but insists he’s a tourney player
Chick with Dick- The girl who plays on the Men’s team who is better than all the men.
½ a fag- A player who is not quite homosexual but has gay tendencies
Hollered at him- When a player shoots middle, this would refer to as “Hollering at him”
Pick up Rat- This player is not on a team because he/she does not want to pay the fees. However he/she will post on softball sites daily “Need a guy”
Softball Welfare- Similar to food stamps. This player always seems to forget his wallet in the car never has money for the batting cage & drinks everyone’s beer. However this player also has brand new bats and gear.
Craig’s List Stud- This player will over rate themselves as a “Stud Softball player” but then when he/she gets on the field you realize they are GARBAGE
Jukebox Johnny- The player who brings the music to the games
The Old Guy- A guy in his 60’s playing with guys in their 20’s & 30’s
Black Coin- A valuable object given to you open entry
Lifetime Ban- A player who has been banned from a Softball field or team for a lifetime
Refund- A player who is so bad, he gets refunded his fees not to play
Levi Louie- A player who plays softball in jeans
Can of Corn- A routine fly ball
Can of Sweet Corn- A pretty routine fly ball
Mendoza Line- A player who hits under .500 for the season in slow pitch softball
Golden Sombrero- A player who goes 0-4 in slow pitch softball
Warning Track Power- A player who hits a fly ball to the warning track
Goose Egg- Zero on the scoreboard
Film Crew- The person who videos a players at bats
Anti Christ- Annoying Softball Guy
Grandfathered In - A player who is not good however is friends with the coach so can never get cut
Stinky Sullivan- A player who does not wash his softball clothes and smells like Donkey cock
Slick Willie- A player who smokes an insane amount of cigarettes while playing softball
Panama Red- A player who smokes lots of weed in the Dugout
Corporate America- A player who plays ball while speaking into his blue tooth
The Stinger- One who thinks he is a ringer but Stinks
Silent Bob- A player on the team who does not speak
Robo Cock- A Police Officer who plays softball and uses his authority to stop illegal activities
One Trick Pony- One who only can hit Home Runs and do nothing else meaningful hitting or fielding
Need a Guy? - A softball player desperately looking for a game
Cook the Book- A Softball coach who takes the book home and commits Stat Fraud
Ball Burglar- A player who steals softballs from the coach or other team
Winter Wonderland- A softball player who is a stud in the Winter but cant hit for shit in the Summer
Gold Glove DH- A player who does not play the field however criticizes his teammates every defensive play on the field